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- If a person stole an ox or a sheep or an ass or a pig or a boat, and if it belonged to the church or to the state, that person shall make thirtyfold restitution; if it belonged to a citizen, that person shall make tenfold restitution. If the thief cannot pay, he shall be put to death.
- If a person has helped a palace slave or a commoner’s slave to escape out of the city gate, that person shall be put to death.
- If a builder constructed a house for a nobleman, but did not make his work strong and the house that he built collapsed and caused the death of a son of the owner of the house, the son of the builder shall be put to death.
- If a nobleman has knocked out the tooth of another nobleman, his own tooth shall be knocked out.
AND OUR MOST POPULAR LAW YET:
- If a wild bull has gored and killed a person, that case has no remedy.
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