If you’re like me, and I know you are (or at least desperately want to be), you’ve probably wondered whether or not you’re, as we psychologolists call it, mental. Well, here’s the answer to your crazy question: “perhaps.” But just to make sure, here’s the definitive way to tell. It involves a series of questions, multiple choice, and and when you get to the end it will tell you if you’re looney or not. This test is recommended as the #1 psycholologistical examindation by the American Dental Association. What do most loonies say about this test? “Teddy bear monkey head bread ninja Steven Hawking.” -Rhonda Harper “I’m not crazy. I just have some issues that need to be taken care of. Shut up you guys, I’m trying to talk, I’ll let you come out in a second.” -Fred Stevens “Why do you keep calling me?” -George Cramer “Are YOU the ice cream man?” -Albert Robinson |
