RESULTS You’re crazy, but it’s the result of a directly inversely proportional time/space matrix that materialized near your crib as a child. Do not attempt to possess a time travel machine and correct this problem, as the machine will warp the space/time continuum and kill both your past and future selves. Thank you, Mr. Spock, I’ll be leaving now. Note: Don’t take this answer seriously. It’s not meant to diagnose actual craziness, so just assume that you are and move on with your miserable life and leave us professional psychologilists to our own problems. |
